“I’m just going to be single for life. There is nothing wrong with that, and that’s the way I want it!” I declared in (what I thought was) a confident voice.
“Sure…” My friend remarked, looking unconvinced.
“What? There are people who are single and fine with it.” I responded with a bit less bluster.
“Yes, but I am pretty sure they don’t say it the way that you just said that. Girl, you’re a little bit salty.”